just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

alifeofunorganizedtime:

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

lordy. I’ve said “that was punintentional” for YEARS.

whatshouldwecallme:

Some girls:

Us:

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.